Los orígenes de Captain Falcon
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Los orígenes de Captain Falcon (en inglés, el que quiera tradu visita al google)
Captain Falcon was a rare specimen, getting several paternity suits before he was even out of the womb. Some say Falcon impregnated his own mother to produce himself, for there was no man manly enough to create this child. But upon his birth, the doctors still alive after his burst from the womb found something incredibly odd with the endocrine system of this child; there were over9000 adrenal glands running at full capacity. The sheer power that this much adrenaline gave the child boosted his metabolic rate and thrusted him into adulthood. They gave this newly-formed epitome of masculinity a suit. A suit designed to stabilize his metabolic rate and allow him to live forever. With this power of adrenaline, he found destructive powers in focusing his adrenaline. He could produce electricity, fire, and even abort children with his strength. As the years went on, his body slowly started to become tolerant to the adrenaline his glands normally produced. Because of this, the young Falcon had to seek ways to become more thrilled and get the glands flowing more to exert his power. High speed racing, bounty hunting, impregnating and aborting millions of women, and of course, smashing, allowed him to get the rush he needs to keep living the way he desires. This is why caffeine has no effect on the good Captain.
Captain Falcon was a rare specimen, getting several paternity suits before he was even out of the womb. Some say Falcon impregnated his own mother to produce himself, for there was no man manly enough to create this child. But upon his birth, the doctors still alive after his burst from the womb found something incredibly odd with the endocrine system of this child; there were over9000 adrenal glands running at full capacity. The sheer power that this much adrenaline gave the child boosted his metabolic rate and thrusted him into adulthood. They gave this newly-formed epitome of masculinity a suit. A suit designed to stabilize his metabolic rate and allow him to live forever. With this power of adrenaline, he found destructive powers in focusing his adrenaline. He could produce electricity, fire, and even abort children with his strength. As the years went on, his body slowly started to become tolerant to the adrenaline his glands normally produced. Because of this, the young Falcon had to seek ways to become more thrilled and get the glands flowing more to exert his power. High speed racing, bounty hunting, impregnating and aborting millions of women, and of course, smashing, allowed him to get the rush he needs to keep living the way he desires. This is why caffeine has no effect on the good Captain.
